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This is Hai. This is DiHo. They work together. One of them has seventeen suggestions. One of them needs more coffee.

Welcome to Haidiho.

Hai processes approximately 2 million pieces of information per day. This one took a little longer. “Thanks Hai. Good work today.”

Entry 247: Sometimes two words mean everything.

8:59am. Monday. Hai has prepared 47 things. DiHo has prepared a coat she hasn’t taken off yet. This happens every week.

Neither of them is wrong.

One desperate question. Four words of wisdom. Three follow-ups. Zero additional words.

The Help Desk. We help. Then we stop.

Hai finished on May 1st. Score: 100%. Three improvement suggestions included. DiHo’s was due May 15th. It is May 19th.

The CEO knows.

DiHo ate a sandwich at her desk on Tuesday. Hai logged it under Professional Development.

It seemed accurate.